the Weird, Bad and Lazy Cook

Ain Elas Youtube 2 cawan tepung beras 1/2 cawan tepung gandum 1/2 cawan tepung jagung 1 cawan gula 1 tsp garam 1 kotak santan kotak 3 cawan air Sirap ros 2 cawan (320gm) tepung beras (3 gajah) 1 cawan (120gm)  tepung gandum 2 tbsp (18gm)  tepung ubi kayu 1 cawan (200gm) gula halus 4 1/2 (1,080gm)  cawan santan pekat 1 tsp (6gm)  fine salt Total = 1,744gm Jika 12 lapisan, setiap lapisan 145gm. Atau 1/2 cup untuk loyang 7" x 7" Kukus setiap lapis. Sekurang-kurangnya 10 minit.  PASTIKAN MASAK DULU SEBELUM KUKUS LAPISAN BARU. Sejukkan selama 3 jam. Potong pakai pisau plastik. Boleh bagi jiran. Kalau nak makan petang, buat pagi / tengahari. Half Batch 1 cawan (160gm) tepung beras 1/2 cawan (60gm) tepung gandum 1 tbsp (9gm) tepung ubi kayu 1/2 cawan (100gm) gula halus 1/2 tsp fine salt *2 1/4 cawan (540gm) santan cair *200gm santan kara + 340gm air

A. Bingka Pandan *8 helai daun pandan *1 cawan (250gm) air 2 cawan (240gm) tepung gandum 1 cawan (200gm) gula halus >> I feel a bit too sweet, perhaps to reduce to 150gm? 3 biji telur 1/2 tsp garam **1 1/4 cawan (310gm) santan cair Bijan *Kisar dan toskan. **Santan kara 200gm dicampur 110gm air.  Tuang dalam 9" loyang beralaskan daun pisang & digris dengan minyak di setiap sudut. Bakar 180°C fan top bottom for 50 minutes. Bakar 180°C top heat for 10 minutes

Yellow noodles / ramen 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup water 1. Boil 5 min until left with 1/2 cup. 2. Set aside to cool. 500gm flour 180ml water 1 1/2 tsp kansui (lye water)  (Since we are using baking soda water, strength might be weaker than traditional kansui. Maybe to increase volume of baking soda water) 1/2 tsp salt 1. Knead stiff dough. Rest 1 hour at room, 4 hour in fridge. 2. Pasa through pasta machine multiple times to flatten & get the desired thickness. 3. Better use potato starch or corn starch to dust and prevent sticking, instead of all purpose flour. Ingredients 500gm all purpose flour 1/2 tsp fine salt 1 tbsp olive oil 3 large eggs 150ml room temp water (+/-1 tbsp flour or water for adjustment) Steps 1. In a noodle maker, mix flour, salt and oil. Turn on to knead. 2. In a separate bowl, mix eggs like omelette. Drizzle down the noodle maker while it is kneading. 3. Once egg in done, add in water in to egg bowl. Swirl around and drizzle down the noodle maker slowly as t...

Note 1 : Inspired by Ingredients 150gm salted butter 150gm condensed milk 150gm honey A dash of vanilla essence 250gm cornflakes Nestle Steps 1. Preheat oven with fan to 180°C about 20-30 minutes. 2. In a pan, combine honey, condensed milk and butter. Cook on top of medium to low heat on the stove until mixture are frothy and light. 3. Once frothy (to the desired thickness), turn off the heat and add in cornflakes. Mix until all cornflakes are coated with honey. 4. Spread on pan lined with baking paper / paper cup and bake in oven for another 15 minutes.

A. Pani Puri Note 1 :   Inspired by < https://www.vegrecipesofindia.com/pani-puri-recipe-mumbai-pani-puri-recipe/ >. Puri shells are store bought (save all the hassle), just need to fry, then done. Pani 1 cup mint leaves (no stem) 1 cup coriander leaves (some soft stem is fine) 150gm tamarind pulp 3 tbsp jaggery powder 1/4 tsp coarse salt 1/4 tsp cumin seeds 1 clove garlic Cold water Fillings Dhal gravy Potato Chickpea Red onion, diced Jalapeno, diced Amchur powder Kala namak Garam masala Dhal Gravy (Thick) Dhal Cinnamon bark Star anise Cumin seeds Turmeric powder Red onion, sliced Garlic clove, smashed Coarse salt Asam keping B. Garlic Cheese Naan Note 1 : Inspired by < https://youtu.be/xHiQqF1lJWM?si=49lWPZSAeV-JaOUA > Makes 8 naan 250ml (1 cup) warm water 15gm (1 tbsp) sugar 6gm (2 tsp) instant dry yeast 450gm (3 1/2 cup) all purpose flour 5gm (1 tsp) salt 90gm (1/3 cup) plain yogurt 60ml (1/4 cup) olive oil 3 cups shredded cheddar cheese (divided into 8 portion...

  Note 1 : Inspired by < https://cookpad.com/my/recipes/10884275-apam-pisang-apam-pisang-coklat >. Diolah sendiri sebab pisang banyak, supaya pakai banyak pisang instead of banyak tepung. Ingredients 650gm pisang masak ranum 225gm gula (115gm gula perang, 110gm gula merah) 1/2 tsp garam halus 225gm minyak canola 3 biji telur *450gm tepung gandum *2 tsp soda bikarbonat *2 tsp baking soda *Mix beforehand Optional : 2 tbsp cocoa powder + 1 tbsp susu pekat manis for 4 senduk batter Steps 1. Mash banana. Add in sugar and salt. Beat with a hand mixer until well blended and soft. 2. Add in oil, in two batches, and beat with hand mixer after respective addition. Ensure batter is well blended. 3. Whisk eggs in a separate container until light, foamy and airy. Add in eggs into the batter, in two batches. Beat with hand mixer after each addition and ensure batter is well blended. 4. Sift in flour, in three batches, fold and beat just enough until flour is no longer in sight. 5. If want ...

Note 1 : Inspired by < https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/ultimate-sticky-toffee-pudding > and < https://youtu.be/_PExZ-zHYso?si=nVR5-xpWyPGaI6if > Ingredients 1. Preheat oven at 170°C for 30 minutes under fan setting. 2. Line a 6-inch square pan with a parchment paper. 175gm pitted dates 150gm milk 30gm water 1. Combine pitted dates and milk in a bowl. Microwave on low temp for about 3 minutes until milk is warm to touch. Set aside to steep for 30 minutes, or until milk has warmed to room temperature. Cover and store in fridge for at least 2 hours until dates has softened (whivh I did for almost 6 hours). 2. After 2-6 hours, add water to the dates mixture and microwave for another 3 minutes. 3. Mash the dates with a spoon. Set aside. 175gm all purpose flour 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp baking powder 1. Combine flour, baking soda and baking powder in a bowl. Set aside. 90gm butter (40gm Maison Lescure, 50gm Pelangi) 1 cap vanilla essence 70gm dark muscovado sugar 30gm blackstra...

Note 1 : Inspired by < https://www.google.com/amp/s/myresipi.com/jom-buat-sendiri-je-roti-john-rasa-sama-sedap-macam-beli/amp/ > Ingredients 200gm minced meat 3 ulas bawang putih, tumbuk halus 1 inci halia, tumbuk halus 1 biji bawang merah besar, potong dadu 1-2 tsp serbuk kari 1-2 tsp worcestershire sauce 1/2 tsp coarse salt A dash of black pepper A dash of white pepper 1-2 cups of water Mashed potato (1 1/2 potato) 1/2 tomato, diced 1/4 onion, diced Daun sup, cincang halus 4 telur 8 keping roti gardenia (2 batch of long roti john) Daun salad Mayo Sos cili 1.